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POWERLESS MASTER -




TWI'LEK SLAVE GIRLS - The ONLY reason to go to Tattoine!


TAGS: twileks twi lek twilek twi leks star wars slave girls slavegirls
Rating: 1.6/5

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BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:32 pm
Good thing that's not the only planet they got 'em on, huh? (my apologies to the Tatooine Ministry of Tourism)
lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:42 pm
Thats a dude on the left, cant be bothered finding the link.
hex - July 25, 2009, 10:35 am
im pretty sure that one on the left is bobby lee


DEBT = SLAVERY - One Hole You Can Never Climb Out Of.. & They Want It That Way.


TAGS: debt money slavery
Rating: 4.16/5

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natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:43 pm
COLLEGES TO STUDENTS. "Uh, you see kids, Lincon was just kidding about that whole 'Emancipation Prclamation' thing."


CATEGORISATION - Often, many subjects come together.


TAGS: marriage slavery
Rating: 4.68/5

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SpitCan - April 17, 2011, 1:40 pm
wow never realized they were closely reagrded
Reality Lord - April 16, 2011, 8:09 am

i am reality lord....and i approve this message....lol. n1 KF.


SHE'S GREEN? - That'll do.




CORPORATE -


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power future new slave
Rating: 3.58/5

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Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.


ORION SLAVE GIRLS -


TAGS: star trek orion slave girl
Rating: 3.41/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:20 am
That poster is hot hot HOT!!! Pass all the way!!!!


TEAMWORK -




FRIENDSHIP - A CAT WILL BE YOUR FRIEND BUT NEVER YOUR SLAVE




THE MORNING BREW -


TAGS: the taste of slave labour
Rating: 4.95/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:02 am
Magnificent! 5 additional shots!
Reality Lord - August 4, 2010, 9:20 pm

awesome 5wives for you!


WONDER LEIA - All the Star Wars geeks are waiting for you...




47 ISIS sex slaves -




ID CARDS -




DEDICATION - They can't fire me. Slaves have to be sold.


TAGS: job fire slave
Rating: 4.62/5

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MrRandom - April 29, 2010, 9:36 pm
More of these, and less religion ones, and you'll be well on your way here.
freestyler - April 29, 2010, 6:11 pm
Wauw nice! (every poster is nice because I am bad at making)
Derek - April 29, 2010, 5:44 pm
Good to see a newbie doing so well :})


SUBSERVIENT -




SLAVERY IS WRONG - Unless its Jasmine!


TAGS: princess jasmine aladdin slave slavegirl
Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:47 am
Yeah, no.


CLAIM TO FAME - People know me because I dress up like Jabba's ho.




DAYDREAM -


TAGS: star wars leia slave bikini
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by giulio

psychohistorian - March 25, 2009, 9:16 pm
ho. ly. crap. And yes, the presence of the toddler is deeply disturbing.
KRoNiK - January 1, 2009, 12:22 am
thats not jabba thats cubbybear
LogicDude - November 16, 2008, 9:05 am
That one is for Pedo-Fett. Mercenaries don't come free...


MARTA - Batgirl, who?




GREAT-GRANDPA PHYDEAUX -




FREE PEOPLE OWN GUNS -


TAGS: guns free people slaves
Rating: 3.68/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 8:30 pm
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! JL this is a no soapbox zone!
JLBachs - April 8, 2010, 8:26 pm
Free people USE guns to prevent government tyranny via revolution. Hypocrites and pu$$ies hide behind the second amendment with no intention of acting.
Derek - November 13, 2009, 5:54 am
Funny, I don't feel like a slave.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 3:10 am
But crazy ones use them on each other.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 11:21 am
CANADA is forgetting the elusive Canadian Cougar (not the cat) It takes a heavy "load" to take one down.
Haarakkon - August 29, 2009, 11:18 am
Triceratops. The 270 grains helps pierce the heavy frontal plating.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 9:08 pm
270 grains!?!?! WTF are you hunting? rhinos? hippos? gothopotamus?
jupiter monkey - August 28, 2009, 6:36 pm
That is what I like to call "270 grains of life insurance."
Derek - July 18, 2009, 11:44 pm
Therefore in a perfect world we'd all be slaves?
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:29 pm
So what's can I do ya for, massa?


BLUE MILK - It does the body good.


TAGS: star wars princess leia slave jabba metal bikini
Rating: 2.83/5

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Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 2:03 pm
worser!


SLAVES - You can get them from eBay.


TAGS: ebay slaves
Rating: 1.94/5


ADDICTIONS -


TAGS: slave you me master cubby
Rating: 4.76/5

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autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:23 pm
OUCH! Yeah... feeling guilty already... that hit the spot!
Aelo Telstar - February 2, 2011, 12:20 pm
Amen Cubby


OCD -


TAGS: i am slave cubby
Rating: 4.38/5

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jefslat - August 13, 2010, 11:11 pm
Wow...that one hits close to home...lol


Jonny Rockets -


TAGS: jonny rockets slave labor food
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 3:58 am
I 5L believe it. But there's a difference between slave labor and Nazi Concentration Camp labor; ever head of the TJX company?


WHAT ARE THE ODDS? - A black woman in America that is descendant from slaves? Extraordinary! Tomorrow's bomb: Some Hispanic people have parentage that illegally entered the US! More News later as it develops!


TAGS: obama michelle black slaves
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:28 pm
Hi, kimjira1 - latino lover hee - step correct, or go to politifake.org with your hot barrio mess.
Kimjira1 - April 10, 2010, 7:49 pm
Fuck yourself, most latinos are descended from LEGAL immigrants. So shut the fuck up and read a fucking book
TED - March 19, 2010, 1:20 am
The odds that a black woman is a descendant of slaves are about the same in most countries, especially Africa.
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 11:17 am
B-E-A-yyyeeeeeuuuuutiful. Well played, sir.


ATTACK OF THE 50FT SLAVE LEIA - There is a God!




EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION - It's more of a suggestion than a decree these days




DAYDREAMING -


TAGS: life time star wars character leia slave sexy
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by giulio

Zoot - May 26, 2009, 8:32 pm
What are you, gay?
Signe - February 10, 2009, 6:28 pm
Meh. She's quite plain.


ORION SLAVE GIRLS - Thank Heaven for the Black Market!


TAGS: star trek trekkies trekkers orion slave girl slavegirls slavegirl slaves harem
Rating: 2.6/5

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Woodywood03a - August 14, 2009, 12:22 am
Hold your horses cowboy, them slave girls are not for sale. Them slave girls are for hunting.


SLAVERY - the circus has it.




CRAZY SPACE CHICKS - Who cares if they might kill you? It's SO worth it!




ANIME HAREM - A REAL one this time!


TAGS: anime girls manga harem slave slavegirls slaves sexy
Rating: 2.11/5

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rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:12 pm

It's easier to FAP to fantasy than to reach for reality
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 10:15 am
Tsk tsk.... you kids need to learn a more realistic "real" is right outside your door. Or, start pushing your parents immediately to have A/C put in the basement... you'll thank me when you're 30.


PATHWAY IS CLEAR -


TAGS: itinerary pathway slaves
Rating: 4.38/5

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440wakeup - May 26, 2011, 10:18 am
Just went on a vacation where everything zip-lining, spelunking, hydro-planing you had to be there by 8:00AM, no I don't go on vacation to wake up b4 noon.


BECAUSE... - Sean and Canada are tougher than they look, eh.


TAGS: sean canada canadian slavery
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:44 pm
5L - a great batch of motifakes, jmac!!
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looky there another 5


THOMAS JEFFERSON -




GREEN GENES - You know you want 'em!




HYPNOTIZED ANIME GIRLS - What more do you want out of life?


TAGS: anime girls manga harem slave slavegirls slaves sexy
Rating: 2.54/5

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... - July 26, 2009, 3:32 pm
Hypnotized real girls.... Just a thought.
MO - July 26, 2009, 2:29 pm
Ummm let's see.....you to get over it already? Seriously! GTFOIA!!!


SLAVERY - Don't read to deep into it.


TAGS: slavery
Rating: 1.79/5

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RESTRICTION -


TAGS: freedom slavery
Rating: 4.64/5

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forseti - January 8, 2013, 2:35 am
great!!


Bierce on Debt Slavery -


TAGS: bierce debt slavery
Rating: 4.63/5

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Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:25 pm
Heart


HARD WORK -


TAGS: three meals a day for the slave fame and fortune to the master
Rating: 4.33/5

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motifayk - February 12, 2013, 9:16 am
Ha ha .. I generally leave the humor for the more funny people.
ughomer - February 12, 2013, 9:14 am
Moti ~ for a fleeting moment, I thought (from the title) this was poking fun at the Masters PGA tourney!! How wrong can an Ug get?


BY ANY OTHER NAME -




PALLIATIVE -




Slavery -


TAGS: slavery
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

Jmac0585 - June 1, 2009, 10:46 pm
FL, NC, MO, VA... you got some 'splain ta do!
C - June 1, 2009, 10:10 pm
circa 1850's asian
LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 12:59 pm
Like, "Anime" Asian or "Kristi Yamaguchi" Asian?
FUCK EVERYBODY - May 24, 2009, 12:09 pm
God I wish I was Asian.
dgbt - April 8, 2009, 11:13 am
you're a fucking idiot dude.
Fag-Hat! - April 8, 2009, 10:23 am
Obama just made us ALL into slaves... regardless of color... so is THAT why we are even?
PUSSYNOSE - January 26, 2009, 10:59 am
Looks like I was keepin it TOO REALY for ya... deleting all muh posts!
Porcelina - January 23, 2009, 6:50 pm
We got dem haters on our jocks.. whatever that means
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 4:10 pm
They are coming here and sucking...not spamming.
Elder God Douchebag - January 23, 2009, 3:07 pm
Gee, you think?
Porcelina - January 23, 2009, 1:43 pm
I think we have people from other Motivational Poster sites coming here and spamming.
ha ha ha - January 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
NIGGA SAID WHAT!?!?
Smalls Dickpumper - January 23, 2009, 9:31 am
ha ha ha
Darth Invade-Her - January 23, 2009, 9:15 am
Yes.
Bulgy McPackage - January 23, 2009, 12:54 am
Balls, bigdick, ass hats, eating poles, what kind of gay porn has this comment thread turned into? Are we all going to start posting comments under our porn names now?
ASS-HAT - January 22, 2009, 3:15 pm
You are proof that bad people happen to decent web sites... I hope you are unable to spread your seed... not that you would be able to find a woman to take it.
BALLS ON YOUR FACE! - January 21, 2009, 5:27 pm
Culos, you are now claiming that your mother attempted an abortion with a coathanger while in her third tri-mester... but you managed to keep breathing... YOU go somewhere else dick fingers!
Culos - January 21, 2009, 5:09 pm
WhiteGuy, are you now claiming you'd rather be black? Seriously the BIGDICK alias gives you away!!!! Or would you just want to suck one? Either way, go somewhere else, we will not oblige.....
BIGDICK - January 21, 2009, 2:15 pm
If statistics were important... 1990's statistics outweigh NO stats... do you two give each other a reach around during your daily D&D camps?
Culos - January 21, 2009, 1:48 pm
Just yankin' his chain, hopin' the cage is locked.....
LogicDude - January 21, 2009, 1:43 pm
Culos, Timmy here lives in the past - to include his 1990s "stats" and references to whips and cotton. Looking at his alias listing, Timmy is obviously severely retarded - unlike normal retarded people who can contribute to society.
Culos - January 21, 2009, 12:42 pm
There you go again, are you openly gay or still a closet case? Nobody wants to lick your scrawny balls, we just want you to go away.
White Dude - January 21, 2009, 12:40 pm
hey culos, until you even find any statistic... you can lick my balls... and until any black person in this conversation takes a whip to the back while picking cotton, dont talk to ME about "even"
Culos - January 21, 2009, 10:27 am
Are you really serious? Huppi.com, kangaroo.... Try to find a serious site with some background and not a retarded Aussie site in love with marsupials and their way of bouncing around and we might consider checking it out
UBERLOGIC DUDE! - January 21, 2009, 10:18 am
http://www.huppi.com/kangaroo/L-welfareblack.htm notice at the bottom, it states under "notes on race" that blacks make up 12% of population (and I am pretty sure that is a high number, but this liberal stats page is least likely to be attacked by morons)
UberLogic Dude - January 21, 2009, 9:52 am
Lets make a deal dick mouth... you present a link to YOUR flawless numbers showing that a higher percent of white population is on welfare... and I will present my figures... and then you can cry to your mommy because the big man with the facts pwned you!
LogicDude - January 21, 2009, 8:39 am
"level around a bell curve"...*deep sigh**double facepalm**submits resignation from the human race*
Sean - January 20, 2009, 4:00 pm
Re: "Pole" -- I would ... thing's HUUUGE.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 20, 2009, 3:26 pm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, PoleTimmy got pwned. Stupid shit can't even make a pseudonym, and he tries to take on LD. *sigh*
Logic Dude eats Goatsi - January 20, 2009, 2:48 pm
Well Logic Dude your numbers are flawed, because on a percentile level, blacks are abnormally high, and all other races level around a bell curve.
LogicDude - January 20, 2009, 2:26 pm
Timmy, you don't seem to understand the MATH of this issue. On an equal ratio there are MORE whites (by percentile) than blacks on welfare. Apparently they stole your job AND your education. And your Mom may have a big clit, but I wouldn't call it a pole.
continued - January 20, 2009, 9:33 am
The last word was "*Epedemic"
Logic Dude Eats Pole - January 20, 2009, 9:33 am
Well logic dude... why don't you try actually using logic... blacks make up only 10% of the population and whites make up OVER 50% of the population, I would fucking HOPE that more white people were on welfare than blacks, but whites aren't facing and *ep
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 10:21 am
*Ahem* If you'll look at the stats you'll find a larger percentage of white people on welfare than blacks...but then I guess that is just because they "stole" your job, huh? Or could it be your inability to compose an inteligible thought?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 17, 2009, 2:57 am
Umm, Dictionary.com says it better than I can: "Insight: an instance of apprehending the true nature of a thing, esp. through intuitive understanding" I guess it works as a verb, too. So, yes, Sean is showing his insight with his response.
BLACKS ARE RACISTS - January 17, 2009, 1:12 am
As I have noticed, the "WHITE DUDE" has a really good point, and "Sean" (if that is your real name) is insighting hatred and racism with his response. More Power To Ya... "WHITE DUDE"!
Sean - January 16, 2009, 5:53 pm
WHITE DUDE's alliases include "Whitey" and "Whitey eats dick". Did you happen to notice that H.F.?
Havana Fuque - January 16, 2009, 5:23 pm
Dear Cracker, might one inquire what important job provides your income? You'd be great at a number of things I can think off....
WHITE DUDE - January 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
So as I see it we are all equal, and being even has less to do with race and more to do with LAZY BASTARDS OF ALL COLOR GETTING OFF OF WELFARE SO I CAN KEEP MY INCOME!
WHITE DUDE - January 16, 2009, 5:17 pm
You all sound like angry school children. Lets think about this for a moment, Africans (who were black) sold slaves to Europeans in Africa (for liquer really). Europens sold those slaves to others (world wide, not just the U.S.) (... continued)
WHITE DUDE - January 16, 2009, 5:17 pm
Then the Republican Party freed the slaves in America, because our Constitution was written in a way that would eventually force the suffocation of the hellish act... then for 125 years after their freedom... many blacks use their ancestry as a crutch.
WHITE DUDE - January 16, 2009, 5:15 pm
You all sound like angry school children. Lets think about this for a moment, Africans (who were black) sold slaves to Europeans in Africa (for liquer really). Europens sold those slaves to others (world wide, not just the U.S.) (... continued)
mallen - January 15, 2009, 8:09 pm
Last time I checked. The Democrats were in charge of the SOuth.
vonredjudas - January 5, 2009, 12:36 am
Wasnt it a republican in power when the slaves were freed?
Sean - November 18, 2008, 7:46 pm
Funny poster. Nice wry delivery. I like sarcasm.
Walkerofskies - November 18, 2008, 7:40 pm
Ahhhhh I was looking for some failsauce to put on my burgur. Thanks Steve
Steve - November 9, 2008, 6:24 pm
LogicDude? I believe that name is an oxymoron
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 8, 2008, 4:21 pm
Anonymous, don't try to use statistics to back up your racism. No one alive now was in the civil war, and I couldn't give a flying fuck what you think.
LogicDude - November 8, 2008, 12:59 pm
I don't think "we" will be even until we have 620,001 die...so please go kill yourself. THEN we'll all be even-steven, you'll be happy, and so will we.
Anonymous - November 8, 2008, 12:49 pm
Very well, I'll be clearer. 'us' refers to white people, 'you bastards' refers to blacks who seem to think that we owe them something. And I know damn well why the war started.
LogicDude - November 8, 2008, 9:25 am
He seems to think the Union Army's deaths to free slaves in the Civil War makes it even. He needs to brush up on his history as that is NOT why the war started. And saying you "freed" those you brought into captivity doesn't make it "even"...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 8, 2008, 2:37 am
Who is 'us' in your statement, and who is 'you bastards'. I never owned any slaves, and my family came over after the civil war through Ellis Island from Scandinavia and Poland. Try to be clearer.
Anonymous - November 8, 2008, 1:03 am
We were even after 620,000 of us died to free you bastards
LogicDude - November 7, 2008, 11:32 am
I'm beginning to think that the name "Steve" is just a substitution for "Fail" by the commenter.
Steve - November 7, 2008, 11:31 am
I'm beginning to think that the word "fail" is just a substitution for "lack of wit" by the commenter.
Anon - November 7, 2008, 11:29 am
You do realize that this is supposed to be a joke, right?
LogicDude - November 7, 2008, 9:08 am
Let's see, Obama's Dad is descended from slave traders and his Mother is a white woman. FAIL.
Jimmy - November 6, 2008, 11:46 pm
Not even close


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